Ever wanted to become a member of Glassjaw and want to be kicked out? Well here’s your chance.

Enter here!

Here are the prizes:

First Prize: The Priceless Package: Officially made member of Glassjaw. Officially kicked out of Glassjaw. Name listed as ex-member on Glassjaw’s Wikipedia listing. Maybe given thanks in liner notes of possible new album that may never come out. Personal phone call from actual ex-members welcoming you to the club (not even joking).

Second Prize: A $250 Value! Win a custom varsity jacket with your name embroidered.

Third Prize: Uhhhh…who wouldn’t like a sock (1) and a sticker?! Win one Glassjaw athletic sock..

Todd Weinstock should really apply, just for good measure.

TO ENTER THE CONTEST: - PURCHASE ANY ITEM FROM GLASSJAW’S ONLINE STORE - SEND A MESSAGE TO THE MERCHDIRECT MYSPACE PAGE (WWW.MYSPACE.COM/MERCHDIRECT) WITH A PICTURE AND SHORT PARAGRAPH AS TO WHY YOU DESERVE TO BE HIRED AND THEN FIRED BY GLASSJAW THE BAND WILL CHOOSE, AT RANDOM, THE CONTESTANT THEY LIKE THE BEST.