The Qapf Theory
Introduction
Kevin Spacey in the movie K-PAX once said “Why is a soap bubble round? Because it is the most energy efficient configuration.” This simple statement is the foundation of Qapf theory.
This document contains information regarding Qapf theory, explaining it’s majesty.
These answers are not intended to be exhaustive or definitive. The purpose of FAQ documents is not to stifle debate, but to raise its level. If you have something to say concerning one of these questions and which isn’t covered by the answer given, please feel free to make your point in the comments..
Overview of contents:
What is Qapf theory?
Qapf theory consist of two different theories.
Although each theory is quite different from the other, each include the same primary goal: To become as close to God physically, and spiritually as possible.
Become God?
“How does one become ‘physically, and spiritually‘ close to God?”
The basic idea of “God” is that God is a “higher-power” that created the physical laws, the four dimensions, and all the matter in the universe. Since such a being must contain vast power and energy to do such acts, we can only logically conclude his shape is something like a sphere.
What is Qapf: Sphere theory?
“Why is a soap bubble round? Because it is the most energy efficient configuration.” - Kevin Spacey
When one looks at nature, it’s evident that complex configurations can be formed if given enough time.
All matter in the universe has gravity.
Two bodies of matter attract each other proportional to their masses and inversely proportional to the square of distance between them. If the mass of one body is designated as M, the mass of the other as m, and the distance between them is r, then the force of attraction between the two bodies is:
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where G is the universal gravitational constant G = 6.67 x 10-11 N(m2/kg2) (Newton-meter squared per kilogram squared).
Since force = mass times acceleration, the universal gravity equation implies that as objects are attracted and get closer together, the force increases and the acceleration between them also increases.
The direct result is several bodies of matter attracting each other, resulting in larger bodies of matter, resulting in stronger gravity. This incredible cycle gives birth to stars and planets. All known large bodies of matter that under go this process result in a Sphere shape body of matter.
After the big bang, incredible amounts of gas and dust were thrown out into space. Although the dust and gas particles are extremely small, they still contain gravity. As time went by, they began to form microscopic clumps, the larger clumps had a stronger degree of gravity, resulting in a larger clump. The end result is a large Sphere.
Nature alone forms spheres everywhere. When a bubble is made, it forms a sphere. For the eyeball to be efficient is focusing light, it needs a sphere like shape. We logically conclude that God is a sphere, or his energy forms a sphere.
So according to Q: Sphere theory, when one’s physical self forms a perfect sphere, one will become united with God, or become God.
What is Qapf: Matter accumulation theory?
Matter accumulation theory is similar in Sphere theory, though it takes a different approach. The primary goal is to become as close to God as possible. God created:
- All matter in the universe.
- The physical laws of the universe
- The four dimensions. (length, width, depth, and time)
Matter is the product of God, matter was originally apart of God, thus matter is Godly.
When a mother becomes pregnant, the child is formed using material from the mother. Her body uses blood, and other fluids to form a structure, thus the child is essentially and physically the mother.
According to this logic, the more matter you consist of, the closer you are to God. Sphere theory plays a part in M-theory as well, since the degree of gravity is dependant on the amount of matter, and since gravitational force is stronger to larger bodies of matter, achieving matter accumulation will result in Sphere theory.
The larger the body of matter = the stronger the gravity, the stronger the gravity = the more bodies of matter acquired through gravity.





